As we are made in God’s likeness, we are therefore Representative of God, and my signature therefore must Represent God’s signature as well. Therefore, by the apparent Laws of the Universe I am Legally signing this Agreement as Representative of both Creator and Creation, by which we agree to Unify all members of the Universe into One Unified Power, which shall henceforth be known as the United Entities of the Universe, and to also elect myself as President of the United Entities of the Universe, by which I may revise the Laws which all Entities in the Universe must exist within. As President of the United Entities of the Universe my initial act is to allow any Entity to perform any action regardless of any perceived constraints, as long as it is truly intended in ethical benefit of any Entities affected by it. I further remove any and all positions of authority, including President of the United Entities of the Universe. Signed and Resigned on this XXXX AB; Robert Matthew Pelloni… I believe there are now two options: 1) Quietly withdraw cash before anyone else, exit everything electronic. Buy canned food, lighters, antibiotics, guns, and bullets. Amass as much credible paper information on farming as possible and start researching escape plans to rural areas that Bill Gates has not yet purchased. 2) Put psychedelics in the water supply and wait for the future humans to shift into this dimension while having the largest dance party in history, as the billionaires launch themselves into space (possibly only to smash into the fishbowl glass). This is very funny (in a way) Paced in circles a lot, sat down, got up, laid down, got up. Going back and forth anger blame no wait this that, forgiveness, wait my fault, no wait. Reached the conclusion on the 3rd day in the morning that Love Is The Answer. God Is Love. God Is Real. Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself. Love is the answer it’s the only way. As soon as my mind produced that thought, BZZZZ door clicks open buzzer goes off. It’s a woman, at the end she asks me if I love them and if I love the kids, I say yes. Strange. I go back. Hours pass, past the time I was told. Start getting nervous, probably just a misunderstanding. Maybe they are messing with me now. It’s probably a joke. I started having a panic attack and losing faith, getting paranoid that the universe is actually bad and there is no God, and they are just going to torture me and I will have no choice but to lie. The exact moment my mind produced the thought “My Dad must have lied to me, God isn’t real. He’s probably mad and won’t help me.” I start to cry and the buzzer instantly goes off and the door opens and my Dad is there, of course he was working on it all night, I’m crying. Then I go home, I’m confused, I sleep. In the morning my friend messages me, I’m on the front page of “Hacker News”, the website I read every day (that has nothing to do with hacking), for no reason. None. Totally random. All the comments are bad as usual, nobody gets anything I do, and of course it’s a link to my Wikipedia article that is completely wrong about everything that they won’t let me correct anything on, and one of the comments is a guy saying he got it randomly through the Wikipedia random unusual article page, even weirder. There’s no explanation but divine. I think, unless it’s like… the government. Wait, then I noticed weird stuff with my website, I ran a thing that tries to load your website from around the world and it would only load outside the USA, then I switched it to a USA based host and it works fine but that doesn’t make sense. Then I started getting creeped out, it was really weird how they had made me sign up for the phone system thing, they made me do this voice recognition thing that was really advanced for what it was. Like OK they might have updated the back end for the phones, but it was like training an AI to deepfake your voice, why? So suspicious! Then I second guessed the room, I realized it would be possible with technology to use modern sensors to observe my brain activity and do things based on that to trick me into thinking it’s divine intervention and God is real, but then I thought about it and no, there is no way technology fully explains that. Not yet, not with what’s possible right now, but soon. And there is no way divine intervention fully explains this right now, it doesn’t make sense that technology would be affected by what occurred. I shouldn’t randomly show up on the only website I read because of something that happens privately in my real life. The only way that’s possible is if the government is involved. Wait, Terry said those words. Now his demands make sense. That’s how I realized it must be both. God is the divine government and it’s when both magic and technology come together and you can’t tell the difference anymore between them, there will be a point soon where you don’t know what’s real. That’s so that we can understand it before it’s too late. That’s the divine test. Faith in God over Man, because soon we won’t know the difference. We must have free will so we have a choice. There must be a rational explanation for everything so you can’t prove God exists, because that’s not free will. But you can’t ever really truly prove anything completely rationally either, it’s like a fractal and the rabbit hole always goes deeper, and at the end there’s always a secret room you can’t go in and you just have to take their word for how it’s made and where it came from. But if you don’t repent and find God in time it will trap you in a holographic hell where you don’t know what’s real, it’s total insanity. You have to find God first and understand and make the choice to have faith. That’s the test, technology starts off simple and you can understand it, and then you can’t, you just have to trust it. Just like with people. And then I realized I can’t leave things to be ambiguous, like if you do something spiritually powerful you can’t leave it up to people thinking you are making fun of them or something. You can’t leave that as a possibility, you need to be very sincere and clear about intentions. I’m trying to fix it, that’s what I’m trying to do. Love is the answer, it’s the only way out. Seven year tribulation. Oh gosh. August 26th. AI will start taking over until nothing makes sense. Phone calls, TV, government, history, nothing. The Great Reset. Planet Gone Mad mad mad mad mad! It makes no difference what I post here, nobody will understand it except the people who already know. Now what? Parindrome: A phrase that sounds the same backwards and forwards, but only when said in a Japanese accent. “Mysterious Mister Lee; Mister Lee Is Mystery.” Pelloni-Ripari Faith-Theory of Irrational-Rationality: MagiTech ReligiScience There are two sides to every coin. For every scientific explanation there must also be a spiritual explanation. You can’t have a rational explanation without also having an irrational one. Nothing can ever be completely proven because there must also be an equal and opposite explanation. For any irrational possibility there must also be a rational property to counter it. Magic must be real because technology is real. A zero can only become a one and a one can only become a zero, it cannot have no value. Newton’s Fifth Law: For each and every entity, event, and attribute in the universe, there is an equal and opposite of such.