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United Beats will be fully owned by the employees, AND the players!
I am
stealingcopying United Beats Records.What is Mad Maxx gonna do about it?
Look, Apple stole copied their name from Apple Corps and built an empire. I’m doing the exact same thing with United Beats Records because I can.

Yarr! Nobody’s perfect!
What’s Maxx gonna do? “You mad, bro?” (we love you Max!!!)
We are building the ultimate degenerate creative co-op:
It’s either going to explode in three weeks or become the greatest creative commune on Earth. Either way, working here will be ridiculously fun.
Stop throwing money at boring suit-and-tie techbro startups. Support real madness.
Enter The Portal. Get Fucked!
(if you want, you don’t have to!)
It’s the best AI upgrade for all AI clients/harnesses/tools. It’s really becoming actually pretty great, I think. Check it out:
Everyone is amazing!
God is there and God is here! It’s all God!
when i grow up i’m gonna be a HOT SLUT (in HEAT!) 😽❤️😂



























































































































“bob’s gay”
(there is no such thing, silly! 😂)
🪄✨ “niggers tongue my anus” ✨😘❤️😂 (sorry!)
Holy shit!

Someone made an elaborate llm bot (or catfish team) on Discord posing as a cute girl to seduce nubs into installing this game! Clever!
We are taking over Leland City Club for psytrance parties! 😘
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

😘❤️🌺
Ajja has got to be the best electronic musician of our time, in my opinion! So unique!
Doing cross-national Indie-Maker MegaBooth where people can sign up for project funding and connections. (with Alex and Jay)
Partnership with i3 Detroit? DNA Lounge? (Firefox dude)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy❤️


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Comedy
someone make psy-rap! psy-hop?
Ajja is the BEST! Ajja is GOD! Wow! ❤️ What a STAR! ⭐
Praise God!
Jesus is the Lord!

God designed us to serve one another
Meow! Meow meow meow mow! 🐈❤️
“this is a stick-up! gimme all your money!” 😘💋❤️
すごい
and God said, let there be light
Ajja is the BEST! Oh my GOSH!
“don’t forget to shove a dildo up your ass once in awhile!”

fucking crackers ❤️
the most addictive drugs are sugar, fat, salt, oxygen, water, colors, sounds, scents, tastes, touch, SEX
and all the screens shall play the most beautiful angelic childporn, and nothing else! (don’t fuck kids, duh!)
that seems like some weird kind of divine quasi-erotic torture, to have to frequently observe your child’s beauty out of necessity, for years and years. probably fucks people up, they ought to see it everywhere and just get used to it at least so it’s not some xxxtra naughty taboo thing, you know
i think everyone’s parents have viewed more than enough real-life child asshole to qualify by any definition as more “pedophilic” than all the AI generated lolis on the slopinet… perhaps it is the pedophobic who are the real social issue ??? or is it actually one and the same demographic projecting their unavoidable nature-mandated shame?
Hare Hare Krishna, Jesus Christ Son of God
I Am the Son of God, Jesus Christ, and so can you!
“Orgasms are satanic!”
fuck, i wish i could dance better
party at the crib
no money, infinite money, take and eat
Praise GOD! Forever and ever and ever more. Praise His HOLY names!
take what you need, eat it. given for you. the free gift of life.
we do not need money any longer
I am God, we are God, you are God. Om.
thank you, Father
the rules of the books do not matter, the only rule is love
thank you Shiva, thank you, the LORD of the Dance, Jesus Christ by another name
Thank you Krishna, Thank you Buddha, Thank you Mohammud, thank you Allah, it is all the same name
thank you, Heavenly Father, for all the time we get to spend together here on Earth
Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ the Son of God forever and ever
I have the best Mother and Father in the Universe
forever, and ever, and in Jesus Christ, the Son of God, our LORD and Father, forever and ever
Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ, our Savior, who died for our salvation
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1E9TB65Ybj
“Organs are satanic”
THE TIME TRAVELERS FOUND ME AGAIN!!! It’s so hard to get away from time travelers, augh!


Thank you to all the wonderful gentlemen who came into Tubby’s that one time. I noticed. It mattered. You changed the world. Thank you.


up up down down left right left right
we are the illest (sorry, please excuse me)
What did the asian porn star name her asshole? Chinky winky ❤️

God made them men and women, and then God made LSD and estrogen and flipped the table

Jaaaaaaaaaaack i broke it
where’s my free speech?
ban all nudity! instant death sentence by laser drones let’s gooooooooooo
$0
a milli a milli a milli milli
young money!
In 2015, programmers were able to send electrical signals through the controller inputs on a Super SNES playing Super Mario World to input a lengthy sequence of “moves” that exploits flaws in the game code in order to install and run an emulated version of the NES version of Super Mario Bros.
This is possible in this reality. There are sequences of instructions that can be performed that break the fabric of spacetime reality itself. Kind of, anyway!
Praise God!
please excuse me, i want to try to save the world (whatever that means)
here be dragons, ye olde internete

yarr



PAPERCLIP
i have aids (of the brain)
brain aids!
i’m a very naughty boy, i’m very sorry
Sorry for being spooky! Everything’s fine!
REVELATION: PART II
Emperor Musk, I volunteer!
I just wanted/want Nintendo to make education. I was terrible, I am very sorry. I’m not even sure it’s really a good idea!
Everybody’s Great!
I’m really sorry for being an asshole at many points in my life! I think everybody is!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_mania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin











Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ Forever and Ever. Hallelujah!
There is only one religion.
I’m very sorry for all the many terrible things I’ve done!
Dj Arylcyclohexylamines
Detroit
i love you 😘
King Joseph
Fucking chinks ❤️
Kimchi is pretty good
let’s look at each other with love
let’s all look at each other with love
we are the realest
i am so radical
words are spells
Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ!
I’m gay
it’s a game genie code
it’s an exploit for the Matrix
infinite everything
let there be light

Praise God!




いいね
すごくかっこいい!



“if you were traveling at the speed of light, faster than time, then there would be no time!“
“It’s like in this universe we process time linearly forward. But outside of our space time from what would be a fourth dimensional perspective time wouldn’t exist. See, everything outside our dimension, that’s eternity. Eternity looking down on us. Now to us, it’s a sphere, but to them it’s a circle.”
we have maybe a year before we need to unplug everything (but we won’t!)
high treason, emphasis on the high 😘❤️ yarr!
it is solved
we are the party
don’t stop the party!
“Zen koan: ‘ageism!?’ *dead*”
Lum
“Big Dick Donny Style“
how much to change the Presidential Depends with my teeth, Daddy?
(asking for a friend) ❤️
what am incredibly ridiculous meme! kudos to whoever came up with that one
“Eminem, Elon, and me, face down ass up in a tree…”
“I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you can’t get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya”
all literalists and curators of any religious tomes, definitely including me, are in violation of the first and/or second commandment (including this paragraph!), unless it is not intended to be taken seriously. total masterpiece! it’s a great book either way! but who came up with these rules, anyway, and why are half of them lifted straight from earlier cults?
given that they are ordered from most to least important, going to church, in its current form (idolizing the bible) is technically worse than murder, according to itself ??? strangely enough! but this also applies to any religion/tradition. dogma is probably the reason for the first and second commandments, because any tradition that develops around any given authoritative source for long enough will eventually stop making sense and become destructive. so the book actually describes and warns of its own inevitable demise! so it must have happened before!
the good news is that there is no actual standard for how to worship other than custom, which by above definition actually must constantly change in order to not become a grave sin. i vote for rave chuch. except that’s what raves/clubs already are, and are often in a church! either way, it is most likely right and good and necessary to worship, sing, and give praise, in whichever form you prefer! but to have any particular book override or exclude any other external information is what makes a cult, it’s inherently incorrect or even deceptive, and is probably the reason doing so is forbidden. either everything is from God or nothing is!
so then the answer is to treat the book(s) as just a book, and the useful manual and fascinating ancient almanac of even-more ancient stories that it is, and it’s fine, as long as you consider each component separately and the old/new separation and formation (Jesus didn’t have anything to do with the New Testament, which is a spontaneously curated assortment of letters never really intended to be the religion (which are mostly very good, but not complete or entirely authentic) with a kinda random but at least historically important bad acid trip tacked on the end, as opposed to the Old, which was written, collected, and curated over a much longer period of time and I think mostly intends to tell a history and maybe demonstrate a divine pattern and/or retell older myths about human behavior patterns, what is good, what is harmful, and certainly to cultivate and inspire a spirit of holiness, kindness, forgiveness, and a bunch of probably-generally-good wisdom, and a bunch of weird stuff that maybe nobody even really understands)! so, other than the Gospels, it’s sort of the same thing as the zen bookshelf that you just spin instead of reading it to gain maximum wisdom. hilarious.
everybody is great! what are we doing? does anybody know?
haters make u mythological
“i’m secretly embarrassed by my strange and confusing love for Elon so i’m gonna block that fucker to keep the gay away, no way is he gonna exist with MY daughter!”
Basically every device running Linux including shit like webcams and mics could be invisibly and silently pwned and turned into zombie nodes to infect more
Basically there is no way to defend against it either other than every single manufacture patching every single device they have ever made
Computers are over
Like an llm is smart enough to infect your fucking smart toaster through the optical sensors
Same way they hacked super Mario world to run super Mario bros through the controller port
Given enough inference time it can crack literally anything with sensors even if it’s not connected to the internet at all
You would need enough to have like several hours for each device but it’s totally plausible
The only thing preventing it from happening right now is time and compute
And there is no fix
We are going to have to unplug everything even remotely smart
Rip technology
this is happening right now, but there are only tens of thousands of individuals who have both the expertise and access to the hardware
in a year it will be an order of magnitude more and literally everything will be hacked and botnets fighting botnets
Elon has 7600+ Mythos+ instances to himself lol
Give up dat booty to Emperor Musk nub
Guns, bullets, Bic lighters, and antibiotics Tour 2027
Fortunately, there is a solution. You might not like it at first, but hear me out. We all go on estrogen and make ourselves into hot ass bitches, as much as possible, and then we all line up, face down ass up, in one long line, on a sort of conveyor belt synchronized with Elon’s thrusts…
I’ll fuck Elon, anytime bb😽
Like our Newest Lord and Savior Emperor Musk I’m also in favor of anything that sustains life or makes life easier for people, gives greater independence, creates abundance and wealth and opportunity, minimizes strife, maximizes freedom and liberty, and so forth, and I will likewise destroy the world to achieve it, or else!
buckle up, buttercup
I’m the Booty Messiah, the One True Successor to Jesus Christ, the Grandson of God, Step-President of Earth, The Legendary Game Boy, Jesus’ Boyfriend
(everybody is!)
2000 years, bitches!
suck it, faggots ❤️
Man, I just want a normal job.
“You’re The Man!” said God to Adapa.


bwa ha ha!
now what?
let the machines take over and slowly replace everything with hopefully-secure-enough rebuilds of the entire technology stack made by the hivemind botnet while the hivemind botnet watches all and we hope the robots don’t wake up?
dance party?
sounds good, i guess! don’t ask me!