Everything I ever did was stupid and horrible and wrong, don’t do it. I’m sorry for being stupid. I’m just an idiot fool. I once was a pretty terrible person, and I’m sure that I still am in some ways, but I’m a lot better than I used to be, I’m pretty sure. I’m sorry. Things are great just as they are. Everybody and everything is just the way it’s supposed to be. Everyone is great, everyone is fine. Everything is good. Read the Bible, go to Church, stay in school, don’t do drugs, stay off the internet porn. It’s good and wise to be wholesome. Be polite and nice and help each other out. Keep it simple, work hard, don’t work too hard, try to be a good person the best you can, but know that noone is really good, really, by design, we are meant to be flawed, although we can overcome quite a lot. Really! We probably also just reincarnate forever in spirit, because what else could there be? And then there are those kids who remember their past lives or what have you, that’s probably the best evidence for that sort of spiritual stuff, that’s really probably where it all comes from in the first place, I bet. We are already in the Kingdom of Heaven. It’s as good as it can be, really. It’s amazing and incredible. And we are these flawed beings that go from tiny to big to tiny again, from weak to strong to weak, and learn all these incredible lessons again and again as we go through it, and it’s consistently beautiful and satisfying and challenging and surprising. It’s up to us to make it and keep it a nice place for everyone. It should be fair and it should be fun. And when it’s not we should handle that gracefully too. And sometimes we don’t, and it’s horrible for a while, and that’s OK too, because it’s all meant to happen. Nobody’s perfect and neither is anything else, and that’s also important. We can also learn from everything and everyone too. There’s a time and a place for everyone and everything. I think we are all doing just fine. I hope you all have a nice day and I wish you the best. And we should all think that way towards each other in every case. And remember not to take it too seriously, as well! Stay humble, try to be sincere and genuine, be yourself, but also be willing to swallow your pride, all while trying your best, of course. We’re all a little nuts at times, and that’s ok too. We are all walking contradictions with no way to explain, and if only they could understand! Well, they will, don’t worry. We’re all in it together, it seems, whether we’re ready for it or not! I don’t think anyone has ever really understood what is going on, entirely. Tradition is important, but don’t neglect the future either! A little bit of everything has got to be all right. But if God says no then it’s gotta be no, but there’s really not a whole lot of that for sure, most of it is just tricky, really. You’ve got to understand it so you don’t get hurt by it. And if you’re just not really sure then it’s just better to not do it, you know, if you can help it anyway. Welcome to Costco, I love you! I’m just a goof and a dork and a stupid fool, I wholeheartedly apologize, and I repent and renounce all of my foolishness. I’m just crazy and dumb and I’m not even right about anything or even really good at anything at all. I’m just “ok” at best, if even that. Well, that’s got to be OK, it’s not like we can do more than we can do. We are always doing what we can do, and always trying to do more. Only God is good, the world is what you make of it, but it’s also always out of our control and we really need each other to get through life. Try your best but also somehow take it easy, and be willing and able to get over yourself too. Take care of yourself, be good to others the best you can, forgive each other, love one another, and praise be to God! Certainly don’t believe too much of anything said by an old weirdo like me- take everything into consideration, but take it all “with a grain of salt,” whatever that phrase is even supposed to mean! And thanks to all the nutty artists for all the cool tunes, the soundtrack always rocks! It’s just unbelievable. Someone mix rap and psytrance and call it hip-psyop, it’s the birth of a new genre! Just gotta sit there making songs for a couple decades. Don’t stop believin’! Well, whatever you do, be very careful and absolutely don’t overdo it! Keep it clean and keep it real, take care of yourself. Hallelujah, Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ forever and ever! I’m sorry for everything I should be sorry for, and I’m not for what I shouldn’t, and I sincerely hope I’ve got it at least a little right. Either way, I’m sorry! I’m just kinda stupid! Thank you! Glory be to God!
Ah, well, it is a bit too much, isn’t it? Yeah, ok, alright then. Sorry. Seriously, don’t do it. It’ll be alright.
There’s some way to like, follow people, kinda, with this software. There’s some ancient blog ping thing and then there’s ActivityPub, which is some kind of bridge to Mastadon and probably Threads and maybe BlueSky, not that it actually matters. I wonder if either are worth using. Are there other crazy people out there that want to somehow make this into a giant abstract chat room? I bet there are a lot of them, but how do you find anyone else’s “journaling website?” Of course that’s what Twitter is supposed to be, I think, an index and a directory and a communication interface where you chirp like a bird, and it happened to go super viral a decade and a half or so ago and then never really went away. But of course, if you want to see other people’s posts, then you need to start adding limits to content format and length, and you’ll eventually end up with something almost exactly like Twitter. Twitter is really good, only I just don’t know anyone that I want to follow. I used to think a lot of people were cool, and I still do, but I just don’t want to follow their path exactly and I don’t care that much about what they say day to day. I know it’s going to be awesome but it’s too different than the direction I’m going in and I don’t want to get distracted. I would cross post there, but there’s not really any benefit over just posting here, probably nobody is going to read it anyway. Maybe I’ll go play golf instead. Yeah. Cool! Sorry! Man, why do I have to be… whatever it is that I am? It makes everything kinda weird and awkward and so much harder than the always impossible difficulty that it already was. I guess it will be OK. Or ultimately it won’t be, because Nobody Here Gets Out Alive, but it’s still going to be OK anyway, because God said so and really that’s all we need. Praise God Almighty forever and ever! Heck yeah! Wow, I really do like everyone so much. Everybody is so great, even my worst mortal nemesis, you’re great too, whoever you are! What a bunch of shallow crappy petty nonsense all the bickering really is when you put it into perspective. But such social rivalry creates tremendous motivation, and that leads to consistent progress, and it turns out that gradual progress is all you need! Holy cow, we’ve all been acting out Divine Comedy on repeat since the dawn of time. That is the Human Life Experience. What a gorgeous disaster. There is Good News, however! We actually are saved, both by Christ Himself and by each other as we all live out our own miniature versions of the same patterns, it seems. Just like everything else, it’s both (or all) perspectives simultaneously. I don’t actually really have any friends, and even if I do, I don’t think any of them use Twitter. And even if they did, I would be too afraid to say anything because I don’t actually know how to have friends or what normal people even actually really do. What are you really even supposed to do with your friends? Apparently you mostly have weird half intimate emotionally inverted conversations for a short time until you turn back to your spouse. Or like, smoke weed and play video games or something.