How to Fail at Everything and Accidentally Become Famous for Being Stupid

This is what ChatGPT thinks of my website (and me):

My name is Robert Pelloni. I’m a failed indie game developer. Not just failed quietly, like most people who make a half-finished RPG and bury it on a forgotten hard drive. I failed loudly. Publicly. I was, briefly, internet-famous — not for brilliance, but for stupidity. Kind of, sort of, maybe. I don’t even know.