Don’t ever listen to that horrible music or play those stupid games, don’t ever ever do drugs, stay off the internet porn, stay in school, go to community college, read the Bible, go to Church, read Dave Ramsey’s books, play golf, listen to jazz and gospel, get a mortgage for a house you can afford, don’t rent, don’t buy a new car, don’t listen to me, listen to your parents. Everything I ever did was wrong and terrible and stupid and useless and awful, don’t do any of it if you can help it! Don’t do stupid stuff that might cause you to get hurt! Be safe, be wise, and be careful! Praise the LORD Jesus Christ forever and ever, it is the only important thing that ever happened! Hallelujah!