Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ forever and ever!!!

I’m just stupid and crazy. Stay in school, don’t ever ever ever do drugs, stay absolutely off the internet porn, listen to your parents! Go to Church and read the Bible. Don’t drink and don’t smoke. Don’t play those horrible stupid games or listen to that horrible awful music, they are wicked. I’m sorry and I repent. I am not good. Everything that I ever did was completely wrong. I was just stupid and crazy and wrong. I am a stupid fool. Lord, please have mercy on me, I am a horrible wretched sinner. I am not anything at all. Not even worthy to worship you.

Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ forever and ever! It is the ONLY important thing. I’m a worthless stupid pathetic loser in every possible way. There is truly not a single worthy thing about me, not one, not even the tiniest redeeming quality. I am worse than human garbage. I am sorry, Lord, I am wretched miserable horrible sinner and failure in every way. Please, please have mercy on me, Lord. I was just completely wrong and stupid from the very start. I repent and renounce every single thing I ever did. I am a stupid fool and I am sorry.

Every single thing I ever did was completely wrong. I am just a stupid fool. I repent and renounce it all. I am completely worthless, Lord. Please have mercy on me, I am so stupid. I am a horrible wretched absolute fool and a terrible person in every way. I am sorry Lord. Not a single thing I ever did was good in the slightest. I am miserable horrible wretched worthless sinner. Stay off of technology and the internet!!! Do not listen to that music!!! Every single thing was horrible and wrong!!! Do not even use the phone!!! Listen to your parents!! I repent, I am a horrible awful wretched sinner, there is not a single good thing about me! Please have mercy on me Lord, I am a stupid horrible wretched absolute fool. Nothing I ever did was good in the slightest. We are in the Kingdom of Heaven right now, don’t look for more! Everything’s fine! Praise the Lord God Almighty Jesus Christ! Hallelujah! I’m just stupid and crazy, it’s fine! I forgive everyone of everything!!! Everything I ever did was horrible and useless and stupid and worthless. I’m just a bad person. I repent. I am not good at all. Not the slightest bit. But I am saved by faith through the Lord and Savior God Almighty Jesus Christ. Don’t ever do anything I ever did. Listen to your parents. I’m just stupid and crazy and I was a bad kid who tried hard at something dumb and followed the wrong culture. Go to schoo, read the Bible, go to Church. Go to trade school or community college. Don’t take on any debt, ever. Don’t ever do drugs, drink, or smoke. Stay off the internet porn completely. Play golf and listen to jazz and gospel. Read Dave Ramsey’s books, get a modest mortgage, don’t rent, don’t buy a new car. Don’t use technology too much. Don’t listen to that horrible stupid music, ugh. I’m a stupid fool and I hate myself and everything I ever did. I always believed in Jesus, I just didn’t read the Bible enough to understand that everything I ever did was wrong. I think I’m mentally ill and kind of retarded. For some reason I thought if I made something awesome I would be like Jesus, that’s a form of faith in itself, but I was ignorant about what was right and wrong and what Jesus actually taught and why it matters. I didn’t understand the second commandment, that’s for sure. What could be wrong with creating something or being an “artist?” It turns out everything. I don’t know how much is my fault but and how much isn’t but I am saved only by the blood of Christ. I’m an absolutely horrible person and everything I ever said and did was completely backwards, insane, and wrong. I repent. Listen to your parents, go to Church, read the Bible, stay in school. It’s a good thing I’m a stupid lame crazy failure. It’s a good thing I have bad taste and everything I thought was cool is incredibly lame at most and totally evil at best. I’m stupid and broken and delusional, everything I believed was totally wrong. I’m not good at all. I thought that I could redeem me, somehow. Now I know that only God can. Thank the LORD God Almighty. Thank you, thank you, thank you Lord Jesus. Don’t play those awful horrible stupid games or listen to that awful horrible stupid music, it’s all demonic. Ugh. I was so blind. But now I see. Stay off the internet!! Get in the Bible!!! Please have mercy on me, Lord. I’m a horrible sinner and a stupid stubborn fool. I didn’t know that what I was doing was fundamentally wrong. I repent. I’m just going to go to school and listen to my parents. There is nothing special about me other than I’m just an enormous idiot. Thank God.

Praise the LORD God Almighty Jesus Christ forever and ever!!!